Katy Perry - Blech, will someone please put this girl away? No one wanted her when you dolled her up and convinced her to sign about fake lesbianism, and no wants her and her consistently terribly styled looks now.
Christina Hendricks - Whoever's responsible for her makeup tonight should never work in the business again. And when you have a body like hers, you don't need the puffy shoulder accutramonts competing for attention.
Kate Hudson - Slutty yet still incredibly boring.
Rosario Dawson - The bow and the color combination on this are extremely tacky. And it looks like she didn't have enough time for makeup.
Kate Bosworth - The conflicting decades with the 20's fingerwave and the 70's curtain/dress create an extremely unflattering overall look.
Hilary Rhoda - It's like she wandered off the set of the Robert Palmer video.
Naomi Watts - I'm so tired of the shoulder pouf. There is nothing that says, "I have no more original thoughts" faster than this walking down a designer's runway.
Joy Bryant - This dress is 100% wearing her.
Vera Farmiga - Sigh, I love her so much, but she is one of the actresses in Hollywood right now most in need of a new stylist. Call me!
Tina Fey - Aaaaaand here's the other. Tina is too awesome to mess up like this. Styling her would be a dream job, because you'd be working with one of the most kick-ass ladies out there.
Eva Mendez - Second runner-up for worst dressed. This is such a dowdy print without any of the signs of a modern twist. And she really needs to work on looking a little more relaxed on the carpet these days.
Padma Lakshmi - First runner-up for worst dressed. Ugh, I despise Padma's style. It's so small town sex-pot from the 90's. I really wish she would just let her beauty speak for itself with simpler looks.
Bea and Anna - WORST DRESSED. They win it by default, because this is their event, and they should be the most amazing, hands-down, reaffirming their status as the most important woman in fashion and the luckiest daughter ever. Instead, we get ugly rouching, a matronly coat, and a prom dress I would have rejected back in 2002. Further proof that just like our president, our Vogue editors should never be there for life. Change we can believe in!
//UPDATE//
Rachel Zoe - We have a new ultimate worst! Zoe always loses, because she insists on constantly reinforcing this negative body type. It feels wrong to even say body type, because this isn't the "type" of body she has. This is the "type" of body that she's created, and all clothes look bad on it. I feel bad for that dress, that it has to be worn by that.
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