Not drinking the punch at Christian Siriano

He owes everything to Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum, and it's a shame because there are far more innovative and therefore deserving designers that have passed through Project Runway, and even won (Jay McCarroll). Here's the latest, incredibly disappointing, collection from Christian Siriano:


Calling all soon to be washed-out bridesmaids!!


Need a new outfit for your grandma?


Ever wanted to spend about $700 too much for an incredibly basic shirt dress? Bonus, it's ill-fitting!


Or maybe you're just interested in looking like you've gained 20 pounds.


Regardless, you'll always go wrong with a fucking ruffled, satin shirt. Failed job interview, here I come.


Finally, I'll acknowledge that this dress is slightly less horrendous. But that's only because it's a style that's been done about 5 million times before, so it's been tested for acceptability.