Bear Arms

If you work in a big enough office, then you have a 60-year-old co-worker who hasn't bought a new piece of clothing since 1988 that would love these looks. Me, I wish these designers would have left ugly in the past and nixed each of these.


Eley Kishimoto F/W 2009 - your best interview suit.


Catherine Malandrino F/W 2009 - big date? Nothing says sexy like silhouettes on your clothing.


Alexander Wang F/W 2009- or maybe it's a more casual date. In-line roller blading?


Custo Barcelona F/W 2009 - how could you deny something so fuzzy??


Donna Karan F/W 2009 - and finally, this suit is definitely hanging in Salvation Armies around the country, minus the fucking BEAR ARMS.