I read through the latest Vogue while getting my hair done this week, and in it they boldly claimed that women were DONE with the deconstructed, messy, just-rolled-out-of-bed rockstar/hipster look. We're apparently, collectively, ready for a re-tread of the polished 50's - 80's looks. Well, that's obviously not exactly how they put it - I think there was some mumbo-jumbo about how original it all was - but that's definitely what Wintour was selling. And she was definitely using Chloe as an example. I don't know about you, but I'm not interested in a particularly ill-fitting and very blah version of these 80's styles:
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Did you want an uglier version of your boyfriend's jacket, complete with the baggiest, least flattering sleeves ever?
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This boring outfit is actually offensively harsh on your bum from behind:
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Actually falling asleep here.
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When in doubt, make it in leather? Not this time.
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This should actually be burned, and no one should ever be able to make the mistake of purchasing this, except maybe your great-grandmother, and only to wear to bed.
Chalk another epic fail up for Wintour's judgement.
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